Humor con verbos...

Here's that joke I told you about. It's much more amusing in the original Spanish than it seemed to be when I related it to you in English... Obviously, something is lost in translation; it couldn't possibly be that I'm just not that funny.

decir/dice = to say or tell/ she says
gritar/gritando = to yell/yelling
dime = give me
a lo cual = to which

En clase le dice la profesora a Jaimito:
-- A ver, Jaimito. Dime el presente de indicativo del verbo nadar.
A lo cual responde el niño gritando:-
-- YO NADO, TU NADAS, EL NADA...
-- Jaimito, más bajo, más bajo...
-- Yo buceo, tú buceas, él bucea...